So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
There are people in the world who don’t think Waluigi is the best Mario character and that he doesn’t deserve his own game
Isn’t that astounding
is he telling an entire stadium to suck his weewee
The PS Vita will be replacing the sandbag in the Home-run Contest in Smash Bros Wii U and 3DS. Thanks for your time.
Port Smash Bros into the PS Vita?
Port the PS Vita into Smash Bros.
you’re goin down you fucking delinquent